Between the riveting book I need read by tomorrow and the phone ringing every two seconds with campaigners looking for my brother who lives 3 hours away, I'm in need of a laugh. Fortunately, John Campbell makes me laugh. In fact, after an undergraduate education in art history, this shirt made me choke on my Diet Dr. Pepper. I'm looking at you, Damien Hirst!
Edit: I should probably add that this is in no way how I feel about art on the whole. On the contrary, I'd like nothing more in the world than to be an artist. It's true of enough artists I've studied to tickle my funny bone, though.